Actors: Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Yuji Okumoto
Language: English, Dolby Digital 5.0
Run Time: 88 mins
Region: All Regions
Plot: Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.